Kyle Justin - Angry Video Game Nerd Theme (Lyrics)

Written, composed and performed by Kyle Justin. [Lyrics] He's gonna take you back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a road killed skunk and down it with beer He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd When you turn on your TV, make sure it's tuned to channel three He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch, although I've never seen him write anything down He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth, armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd He plays the worst games of all time Horrible abominations of mankind They make him so mad he could spit, or say Cowabunga, cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit They rip you off and don't care one bit, but this nerd he doesn't forget it Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane? They got a quick buck for this shit-load of fuck The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long? Why don't the weapons do anything? He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd He's the Angry Atari, Amiga, CDI, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, Turbo Grafix 16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd